bbxvee:

My parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

    boy: shit baby you're so wet already
    girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something